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The Search for my Soulmate

November 1, 2012

“They” say there’s a perfect match out there for everyone. Someone you can grow old with, someone you can travel the world with, and someone who will be there forever. Well… hopefully “they” are listening and can help me find my person. My soulmate.

My name is Simone and I know there really is only ONE person out there for me. You see, I’m not like any other girl. I help save lives. Lots of lives.

Residents at The Ottawa Hospital can perfect the most complex medical procedures at no harm to patients thanks to me. On an average day I undergo countless operations and tests. I let them poke and prod, ask me embarrassing questions, and the following day the routine starts over.

I’m searching for someone who has the same passion for healthcare because it’s my life. It’s my job. I’m an advanced patient simulation mannequin.

Ok… sure, now you’re thinking: why would a simulation mannequin want to find a soulmate SIMmate? You might think it’s a little over the top and that the surgeries have affected my thought process. Rest assured – my heart is in perfect condition and is eager to love, despite going into cardiac arrest three times last week. It’s a good thing the residents were there to bring me back to life. lol

I can only image how wonderful it would be to have someone to share my nights at the Skills and Simulation Centre with. Lying alone in the operating room with no one to talk to is getting old… sigh.

Sure, the residents come and go, but they have their own agenda and don’t really spend much time chatting me up. I am only their simulated patient after all.

So will you help me find my SIMmate? Will you give me someone to grow old with within the confines of the Skills and Simulation Centre at The Ottawa Hospital? I’m working on my dating profile right now, but would love for you to leave a comment and follow my blog. Then I can let you know the moment you can play matchmaker. It’s coming soon!

Although full of romance, I didn’t find my SIMmate in Quebec City last summer.